Members! Let me tell you what happened today!
So I met a celebrity… and guess what? I had no idea she was the one! I was in the presence of a very, very powerful woman. But I was just there chilling, talking, laughing even cracking jokes with her. Meanwhile other people were side eyeing like, “Eh! How is Leah freely vibing with her like that?”
And honestly? She liked me too! The vibes were vibing! Okay, that’s how it seemed. Now don’t get shocked when you see me on TV heading some big project! Just know the connection happened just a light hearted convo, you know, like chatting with someone at a wedding and nothing serious! You might be wondering, “But you, who didn’t even know she was the one, how??” My friend, we all rush to attach faces to fame and power but me I was in my own peaceful ignorance.
The funny bit? I was there thinking, “This face looks familiar… is she someone’s aunt? Or that lady from that conference? Or someone I saw on TV?” Meanwhile, it was THE woman. One of those big dogs, like they call them.
If you asked me her name right now… I would confidently give you one. Just one! The other name is humble and soft like “Hope” or “Joy” but if you say it with the powerful title like, “the one who works in government” or “that one from State House”, then the stars align!
It’s like saying, “You know Leah? Leah who works in State House?” instantly, people add, “Ahhh, Tuhame!” See how I have casually made you memorize my name? Marketing on point!
So members, don’t be stuck at the gate when I enter with the big dogs! My time is coming. The connector has been found. The door is unlocking.
But for now let me go back to my hustle bustle before I overshare. Just know I have entered circles. And circles are entering me… Lol.
TUHAME ❤️